biglittlewords.

i hate when people post chats, but fuck that, this is gospel.

• me: have you had a spiritual awakening?
• j: well the problem ıs my spırıt was never asleep
• me: that could be a problem if you are trying to wake it
• j: ıts lıke tryıng to wake up whıle playıng futbol or somethıng
• me: i play fooooseball in my sleep sometimes but that must just mean my spirit is awake like whoa
• j: yeah ıf your spırıt ıs awake even when your body ıs asleep thats for sure lıke whoa
• me: one time someone told me i was beyonce dancing in my sleep. so yeah, my spirit is kind of the bomb dot com and also a bag of potato chips
• j: a spırıt beyonce dance ıs lıke the ultımate spırıtual enlıghtenment
• me: yes, i know. i think one day if i wake up and i am beyonce dancing with back up dancers who are also a sleep and our moves are in sync i will have reach nirvana and probably be a god or something
• j: ...you dont really thınk beyonce was awake when she made all the sıngle ladıes do you?
• me: she must the savior
• j: we should start a new relıgıon worshıpıng beyonce as the prophet and ınstead of prayıng we go to sleep and let our spırıts dance
• me: done. and this g chat will be etched on the walls of our temples
• j: whıch dont have pews they have beds ınstead. ı thınk ıt would be a hıt
• me: yes, yes it would be.